2008 Beijing Olympic Manners

1) Wear no more than 3 colours (bye bye, Thais)
2) Shake hands for no more than 3 seconds (Team India, please cancel your flights)
3) No white socks with black shoes (the English squad should stay home, then)
4) Do not jump queue, spit, or remove shoes in public (don't get on the plane, Malaysians)
5) "Older women" must wear skirts that extend to 3cm below the knees (Philippine team... think again)
6) Men should avoid helping women carry their handbags (so long, Singaporeans - no golds for you...)
7) Avoid sticking your face too close to members of the opposite sex when talking in public (see ya in 2012, Koreans)
8) Do not visit your neighbours in your pyjamas & slippers (OK, this really IS Chinese)

(Actually just for Beijing citizens, apparently)

(AP)
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